Watch this A***Dugong....

It's just amazing what some people would do to get some press-time and publicity. Its like in their normal mundane lifes, they are just one-in-a-gazillion, insignificant speck of dirt which no one really takes notice of. That can only be the reason.

If you think about it, it's ain't all that difficult.

(1) Choose a sufficiently controversial topic, do be careful that it won’t get you sued in court or thrown in jail. Remember, racism in a multi-cultural based country is a definitely no-no. It obviously isn't that obvious to some people.

(2) Once you've found the topic, decide which side you want to be on. Usually, it'll be the side which 95% of the population is against. It really doesn’t matter which side YOU 'really' support deep down in your heart, you just want people to think you're a non-conformist. You can spend the next 3 months convincing your loved ones you're really not an a***hole and that you only wanted people to take notice of you. What your non-loved ones think about you is however inconsequential, so no worries there.

(3) Post some really ridiculous view on the topic in your blog, in the name of free-speech, and say you've always felt that way about it, to give the impression that you've had 'real' long-term values and views and that you're not just faking it.

(4) As in the wonderful and creative Heineken ad (I really love that one), ".......NOW WE WAIT....".

This is a sure fire way of getting the whole population of gullible Singaporeans to start talking about you. All of a sudden, your name is one of the top-ten search topics on Yahoo. Now comes the finishing move. :

(5) Find a physical representation of your topic of discussion eg. Toilet Bowl, call the reporters, tell them you need to add in the finishing touch to your masterpiece, get them to meet you and take a picture of you sitting on the item/topic with your most constipated look and watch it hit the headlines. WAHLAH............!!!!! (Just remember to give me the due-credit if this works out for you)